the-fault-in-being-a-wallflower:
So I just watched “Nightmare in Silver” (Doctor Who) and realised that Matt Smith is slowly getting his eyebrows back. Good for him.
I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon
I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches.
how is that racist
they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen
of course they can’t hear their ear is swollen up like a ballon
(via tyleroakley)
Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.
Perfect.
high res egg
I made this
you are an art thief
Yes but I made YOU
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAWK!!!!!!??!?!????!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!
(via glasmond)